and follow politics more than I follow sports, this past week and a half has been very confusing for me.
The gay media and blogs have beaten a certain coming out story to death yet every time I see a headline with a certain name I still think, “Huh. That former Congressman from Texas and Republican House Majority Leader is gay? No. We don’t want him.”
Then I realize, “Oh. Daley. Not DeLay. Wrong Tom. My bad.”
I think I might be the old one because I kept reading this over & over and wondering what fish had to do with the picture. Because “wub, wub, wub” is probably the sound bass fish make when drowning. Wait. Can fish drown? (Of course, I googled that question because old peeps are easily distracted from the topic at hand.)
Anyhoo, it did finally occur to me that she meant bass (sound) not bass (fish). Really. Some people age gracefully and then there’s folks like me who just fall to pieces. Oh, that’s a Patsy Cline song. I should go listen to it.
I just watched this video. It’s Rebecca Black’s sequel song Saturday. I can’t figure out if she’s serious, parodying herself, parodying her fans, parodying the world, parodying all of the above, or really what the hell is happening.
To steal a line from Family Guy,
I haven’t been this confused since the end of No Way Out!
DynaPapa is out of town until Sunday. OlderTwin was having an emotional outburst this morning because I declined his request of a gigantic cookie for breakfast which led to him saying, “You’re the worst Daddy ever and I’m asking Santa for a new one.”
YoungerTwin then announced, during his morning shoe meltdown, that he wanted to live with Grandma and Grandpa because “they wouldn’t be mean and make me learn how to tie my shoelaces.” I wanted to scream, “Who the f*ck do you think taught me?” but I didn’t.
So, it’s been one of those days where you listen to Kenny Rogers’ song, “Lucille”, in German all day and begin to see things from her point of view.
Stuff I Like
- “No! You don’t has breakfast! You’re in a time out!”— Adelaide, age 2 1/2, ad libbing what the Beast yells as he locks Belle in her room for refusing...
Billy said “no” for the first time tonight during his dinner! I know it’s like the least desirable word for a toddler to know next to “mine”...
- mamamusement asked:Once you get this, you must share 5 random facts about yourself, then pass this on to your 10 favorite followers (^.^)
Thank you Marci! xx
1. Before I had kids, I used to want 4, but we are 100% done at 3.
2. I love to read, but have read everything in the house...