Jul 15

On the Road Again

I dislike going to health clubs & gyms so both my house & my vacation place are equipped with a home gym. Since Thursday we’ve been at a beach rental in Destin, FL. This has forced me to use a local health club. I’ll be headed back to my vacation place on Monday morning & feel obligated to leave a note for the gym folks I met during my 3 days at the health club.

To the Friday Jackhole: It’s called an iPad. Buy one so you can stop staring at mine, particularly if you’re going to tell your buddy that you think I’m a “fag” because I’m watching Cyndi Lauper & Shaggy perform a duet of “Girls Just Want to Have Fun”. I’m happy with myself & I love that video and since it’s my iPad I’ll watch what the f*ck I want.

To The Saturday Giggle Girls: It’s called Tumblr. Get an account. Then you can read your own Dash instead of snooping at mine. And, yes, Giggle Girls, that was a picture of a fireman lactating sweat. He seems friendly, enough, though, so don’t judge.

To The Sunday Prude: Again, it’s called Tumblr. And, yes, if you sneak peeks at my Dash, you might see a picture of a woman breastfeeding. Get over yourself. It’s not gross & it’s not pornographic.

It was nice to find a club with LifeFitness treadmills & ellipticals since my OCD demands I use the same equipment I have at home. Precor just gives me hives. So, overall, it’s been real. It’s been fun. But, it ain’t been real fun.