Jul 31

Sometimes, I wonder if Cosmo is for real or if it’s actually a parody like The Onion. For example, Cosmo once recommended trying this surprise during a sexual tryst while on a hike…

4. Get in the missionary position. Use (a soft) rock to gently rub the area just behind his testicles at the moment he’s about to climax.

What the hell? Ladies, I don’t know much about straight men but I have to believe they’re going to think you’re psychotic and in need of serious medication if you try this surprise rock rubbing thing. He may also drive himself home, leaving your butt stranded on that hiking trail. And, really, who could blame him?

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  1. derpkneenar reblogged this from cityblue30 and added:
    Wait, Cosmo ISN’T a parody magazine?!
  2. jonnovstheinternet reblogged this from cityblue30
  3. gingersnapss reblogged this from electradaddy and added:
    geezus
  4. agirlnamedfrangipane reblogged this from pricklylegs
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  10. cityblue30 reblogged this from electradaddy and added:
    Ya, no…
  11. sweetcarolinealine said: I really wonder who goes camping and has all of this marathon sex in the wilderness. I love Cosmo for everything but the sex tips, most of them just seem unnecessary and uncomfortable.
  12. bujnik said: …Why would I want someone to rub my gooch with a sock?
  13. imtellingben said: That’s assault with a deadly weapon where I come from.
  14. magmom said: What the actual f?
  15. whitebrowndad said: Outside with flashlight looking for “soft” rocks…
  16. thedaddycomplex said: Next week’s issue covers the erotic uses of twigs and moss.
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