Aug 31

  • YoungerTwin: Why do I have to listen to what you say?
  • Me: Because I'm older than you and my life experience has taught me to make better decisions than your five year old brain would. Thus, by listening to me you can learn to make better choices.
  • YoungerTwin: (puzzled look)
  • Me: Because I'm smart enough to remember to wipe my ass after taking a dump. You, on the other hand, often aren't.

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  1. mommaofboys said: OMG, priceless comment. I love it.
  2. mrsaspreadsherlegstopoopababy reblogged this from electradaddy
  3. mywildloves said: Im borrowing that. Ill cite you when the time comes.
  4. kimber-leigh said: Xander’s been asking me this for a while. He wants to know at what age he can stop listening…we agreed that when he was the hub’s age he can stop! :P
  5. misterbillforeal said: Sound logic. Why didn’t I think of this?
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