Sep 04

To quote Teddy from Stand By Me, “Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!” 

I got home with the boys last night after going to see the movie Oogieloves (that’s an entirely different blog post), swung my foot out the car door, and a rattlesnake hissed at me.

I don’t particularly enjoy killing an animal, but if you hiss at me and attempt to bite me and you are an animal whose bite can result in severe injury or death to me or one of my children, I will f*cking lose my mind and kill you. So, I did. Then I peed my pants.

So that was my Labor Day evening. See Oogieloves. Kill snake. Pee pants. Alrighty, then.

(DynaPapa made me photograph the dead rattlesnake for blogging purposes. I told him I thought that was too ghoulish. Who wants to see that mess?)

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  1. northernmomma said: Ya no.way would I have been able to do that! I would have closed the door and used the car ….hoping I got it!
  2. daysofthedad said: Is there anything you can’t do?!
  3. neuroticdad said: I am sending you the electronic version of a pat on the back and a stiff drink.
  4. simplyjuliana said: The picture is needed. You are such a bad ass, I would’ve gotten back in the car and called someone to handle that.
  5. thedaddycomplex said: Show your kill!… Maybe. Glad you and your family are safe. That snake didn’t know you like we do, I guess.
  6. magmom said: I HATE snakes!! It deserved to die… . I’m sorry, was that over the top?
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