Terrible Joke Writing
YoungerTwin’s teacher was late for school on Friday. An ice cream truck crashed on the interstate near my town & the accident snarled rush hour traffic, creating a 45 minute back-up.
Sounds like the ice cream truck must have been haulin’ Rocky Road.
Yeah. She didn’t think it was that funny either. Oh, don’t judge. What the hell do you expect from a CPA?
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My dad is CPA.
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Keep ‘em coming
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