Doctor: Stress can exacerbate this condition. Do you experience a great deal of stress?
Me: Dude. I have twin six year olds. Boys. What the f*ck do you think?
Doctor: I’ll just put that down in your chart as a “Yes.”
Me: They taught you well in med school.
Doctor: Actually, no. I have a wife who stays home with our 4-year old son and twin 2-year old daughters. She taught me well.
Me: She sounds smart. Maybe she could be my doctor.