Doctor: Stress can exacerbate this condition. Do you experience a great deal of stress?

Me: Dude. I have twin six year olds. Boys. What the f*ck do you think?

Doctor: I’ll just put that down in your chart as a “Yes.”

Me: They taught you well in med school.

Doctor: Actually, no. I have a wife who stays home with our 4-year old son and twin 2-year old daughters. She taught me well.

Me: She sounds smart. Maybe she could be my doctor.

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  1. hey-there-moonflower said: Sassy daddy!
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  3. photosbyajm said: Funny. I’m glad I have you back on my dash, electradaddy.
  4. generxdad said: What do you call a doctor that struggled to get thru med school? A doctor.
  5. mywildloves said: Wow. Youre a bad ass!
  6. thehobodad said: This is too perfect!
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