Many years ago somebody was trying to tell me that because I’m gay and my stepson is straight that I wouldn’t be able to offer him any guidance when it came to dating or women. Understand, when somebody offers me a stupid-ass opinion, I’m prone to respond with a stupid-ass answer. So, I told this person that I had the perfect advice for my son.
First step: Ask her out and treat her like a lady.
Second step: Tell her she’s the one you’re dreaming of.
Third step: Take her in your arms and never let her go.
Thankfully, the person wasn’t aware that I was pulling a Rabbit out my
ass hat when I recited this answer. And, as luck would have it, neither was my stepson when I actually did offer him this advice several years later.