My neighbors had four chickens but over the years three of them died (from natural causes). So, a few months ago, they purchased three new baby chicks. But, as it turns out, one was misidentified. The white one in the pic is a rooster, not a hen. 
Our city has a firm no-chickens-with-a-penis policy. So, the white one is being relocated this week. Despite the crowing he recently started, we’ll miss him.
Edit: Before publishing this post, I decided to research “rooster penis”. (If that doesn’t get me investigated by the NSA, I don’t know what will.) OMFG. Here’s what I found out.

(R)oosters (don’t) have a significant penis—at least, not one large enough to deliver semen deep inside a female’s reproductive tract.

Gosh. Now I’m really feeling sorry for this poor rooster. I mean, really. Does it get much worse than being evicted while having a trivial penis?

My neighbors had four chickens but over the years three of them died (from natural causes). So, a few months ago, they purchased three new baby chicks. But, as it turns out, one was misidentified. The white one in the pic is a rooster, not a hen. 

Our city has a firm no-chickens-with-a-penis policy. So, the white one is being relocated this week. Despite the crowing he recently started, we’ll miss him.

Edit: Before publishing this post, I decided to research “rooster penis”. (If that doesn’t get me investigated by the NSA, I don’t know what will.) OMFG. Here’s what I found out.

(R)oosters (don’t) have a significant penis—at least, not one large enough to deliver semen deep inside a female’s reproductive tract.

Gosh. Now I’m really feeling sorry for this poor rooster. I mean, really. Does it get much worse than being evicted while having a trivial penis?

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  1. somamasays said: don’t they just fertilize the eggs once they are out? hm. biology.
  2. drainthenight said: Hahaha
  3. codylikeamom said: I want chickens!
  4. tumblewieds said: That white one looks just like our accidental rooster that we can, fortunately, keep.
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