Things You’ll Hear Me Say
- Can I have another cupcake?
- Can I have your cupcake?
- Have fork; will travel.
- You: So how old are you, ElectraDaddy? Me: How old do you think? You: I’d say somewhere between 40 and death? Me: Close enough.
- You’re depressed? Listen to a Jerry Herman song. It’ll cheer you up.
- I am my own special creation.
- Son, please don’t eat your boogers. It’s gross and they’ll give you a stomachache.
- Son, I don’t care what Tommy’s parents let him do.
- Be kind to yourself. Eat more egg yolks.
Stuff I Like
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So, I pass this dead deer each day on my way to work.
It’s on the shoulder of the road. Somehow, it landed on it’s back with all four legs sticking...
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GPOYKW - The Grandma Edition
Oria with her Gemma last summer. This kid is so lucky to have such wonderful grandparents in her life...
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Morning!
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While getting the kids dressed for school, Carter was telling me about the cardinal he saw outside yesterday. He thought it was a boy cardinal...
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Every day when I make my way to the tub-beee...
My shower and I have a more satisfying physical relationship than ex and I did the last 5ish years...
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7:11am
Last night I had a dream I got a kitten and I couldn’t decide between naming it Misha or Tony.
Now I kind of want a kitten and Tony and Misha...
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Officer Daryl Roetz, with the Phoenix, AZ, Police Department, was killed in the line of duty this weekend. His daughter graduated from kindergarten...
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“Learning cursive is a waste of time. It takes me so long to draw all those curves right. I could spend that time doing something that was, you know,...”
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How about i admit that I just spent way too long trying to figure out why her big white eyes weren’t on this cartoon.
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Just put this piece up in the shop!
